Mean girls quotes movie

Gretchen Wieners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith? Karen Smith: Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it? Mr. Duvall: I hope that nobody else ever does see it.

Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that? Gretchen Weiners: Um..48 into 120? Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat. Cady Heron: It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x. Regina George: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

Damian: Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye Damian: Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Cady Heron: I hate her! I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, "I'm pusher Cady, I'm a pusher." Regina George: Hahaha!!! What does that even mean?

Cady Heron: Hey! Karen Smith: (Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary? Karen Smith: Why are dressed so scary? Cady Heron: It's Halloween.

Damian: [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through! Damian: Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

Cady Heron: I hated Regina George! I hated her!

Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?

Damian: [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!! Damian: I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Coach Carr: every one grab some rubbers Coach Carr: Every one grab some rubbers.

Gretchen Weiners: that so fetch! Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch!

Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just... don't do it. Promise? Coach Carr: Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.

Regina George: So you're, like, really pretty. Cady Heron: Thank you. Regina George: So you agree? Cady Heron: What? Regina George: You think you're really pretty?

Karen Smith: You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell? Regina George: I can't go to Taco Bell! I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!

Karen Smith: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen Weiners: You did not just say that. Karen Smith: Why? He's a good kisser. Gretchen Weiners: He is your cousin! Karen Smith: Yeah, but he's my first cousin. Gretchen Weiners: Right. Karen Smith: So you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your second cousins... Gretchen Weiners: No, honey. Uh-uh. Karen Smith: That's not right, is it? Gretchen Weiners: That is so not right.

Regina George: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It's urgent. Thank you!

Gretchen Weiners: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday. Regina George: So? Karen Smith: So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us. Regina George: Whatever. Those rules aren't real. Karen Smith: They were real that day I wore a vest! Regina George: It was because that vest was disgusting! Gretchen Weiners: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It's not going to happen!

Karen Smith: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. Cady Heron: What do you mean? Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain.

Regina George: Boo, you whore.

Bethany: Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

Karen Smith: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining...

Janis Ian: Wow Damian you've truly outgayed yourself.

Cady Heron: In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.

Regina George: *On the phone* Oh this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It's urgent. *Puts phone down* She's not going anywhere!

Gretchen Weiners: Somebody should just stab Ceasar.

Karen Smith: ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK! Karen Smith: On Wednesdays we wear pink!

Karen Smith: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Gretchen Weiners: Oh my God, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!

Damian: Oh, my God! I 'love' this song! Janis Ian: I 'hate' this song! Cady Heron: I 'know' this song!

Regina George: Why don't I know you? Cady Heron: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa. Regina George: What? Cady Heron: I used to be home-schooled. Regina George: Wait... what? Cady Heron: My mom taught me at home... Regina George: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up! Cady Heron: I didn't say anything Cady Heron: I didn't say anything. Regina George: Wait you're from Africa? But you're, like, really pretty. Cady Heron: Thank you. Regina George: So you agree? Cady Heron: What? Regina George: You think you're really pretty? Cady Heron: Oh... I don't know Cady Heron: Oh... I don't know.

Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch! Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Janis Ian: What is that smell? Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume. Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute. Cady Heron: Thanks Cady Heron: Thanks.

Regina George: Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? I love it! Cady Heron: Oh my mom made it. Gretchen Weiners: So Fetch! Regina George: What is fetch? Gretchen Weiners: Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

Cady Heron: Oh, god. Janis Ian: You dirty little liar! Cady Heron: I'm sorry, I can explain. Janis Ian: Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party? Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew. Cady Heron: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic. Janis Ian: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic! Damian: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10! Janis Ian: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? Cady Heron: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge! Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!" Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!' Cady Heron: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! Janis Ian: What?! Damian: Oh, no, she did not! Janis Ian: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize! Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer? Ms. Norbury: I got divorced. Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back. Ms. Norbury: I win Ms. Norbury: I win.

Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

Cady Heron: Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen! Regina George: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care! Cady Heron: Wait Regina, just listen! Regina George: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c-! Cady Heron: (Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor. Cady Heron: [narrating] And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.

Betsy Heron: Where's Cady? Chip Heron: Oh she went out Chip Heron: Oh she went out. Betsy Heron: But she's grounded Betsy Heron: But she's grounded. Chip Heron: Oh are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

Cady Heron: Hey! Regina George: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady Heron: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. Regina George: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa, Why are you white? Gretchen Weiners: Oh My Gosh, Karen, You don't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen Weiners: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

Janis Ian: You got your... freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst: Beware of plastics.

Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute.

Gretchen Weiners: So Fetch! Regina George: What is fetch? Gretchen Weiners: Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

Cady Heron: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye. Damian: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Regina George: Oh my god Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white.

Cady Heron: You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be Plastic! Janis Ian: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're PLASTIC. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Janis Ian: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year. Damian: She asked me how to spell 'orange'. Cady Heron: *Smirks*. Janis Ian: That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Janis Ian: Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets. Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Karen Smith: (On the phone with Regina) I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick. Karen Smith: [on the phone with Regina] I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick. Regina George: Boo you whore! *hangs up*.

Gretchen Weiners: What are you? Karen Smith: I'm a mouse DuH!..

Janis Ian: Your mom's chest hair!

Karen Smith: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends Karen Smith: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends. Gretchen Wieners: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa... Why are you white? Gretchen Weiners: Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white!

Damian: She doesn't even go here!

Cady Heron: You know I couldn't invite you, I had to pretend to be plastic! Janis Ian: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny hard plastic.

Cady Heron: I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch.

Damian: Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

Regina George: "I want to lose 3 pounds..." Regina George: I want to lose 3 pounds...

Karen Smith: (in a fake sick voice) i cant go out, im sick *cough* cough* Karen Smith: [in a fake sick voice] I can't go out, I'm sick. *cough* cough* Regina George: Boo, you whore Regina George: Boo, you whore.

Karen Smith: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain Karen Smith: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain. Cady Heron: thats amazing Cady Heron: That's amazing. Karen Smith: well, they can sense when its raining Karen Smith: Well, they can sense when its raining.

Janis Ian: Those bitches!

Gretchen Weiners: you cant sit here!!!! Gretchen Weiners: You can't sit here!

Cady Heron: grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool. Cady Heron: Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

Damian: She doesn't even go here!

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... just don't do it, promise? Take some rubbers.

Janis Ian: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English glass last year. Damian: She asked me how to spell orange. Janis Ian: And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

Cady Heron: And on the third day God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle so that man could shoot the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.

Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here? Cady Heron: It's Cady. Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Karen Smith: [to Cady] So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen Weiners: Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen Weiners: Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks! *wink*

Damian: I want my pink shirt back! Damian: And I want my pink shirt back!

Janis Ian: I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye! Janis Ian: I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*!

Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You GO Glenn Coco. Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

Regina George: Is butter a carb? Cady Heron: ............. YES. Cady Heron: YES. Cady Heron: Yes!

Gretchen Weiners: Ohmigawd Karen you can't just ask people why they're white Gretchen Weiners: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Janis Ian: Plastic!

Janis Ian: Your mom's chest hair!

Damian: My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk.. Damian: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk. Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common. Ms. Norbury: Your grandmother and I have that in common.

Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year. Damian: She asked me how to spell orange. Janis Ian: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Janis Ian: Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Gretchen Weiners: You can't sit with us!

Regina George: Boo! You whore. Regina George: Boo, you whore!

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa....then why are you white? Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa. Then why are you white?

Regina George: Boo You Whore Regina George: Boo, you whore!

Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco! Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

Gretchen Weiners: that is so Fetch! Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch!

Regina George: get in loser, we're going shopping! Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Regina George: That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.

Bethany: It said in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Damian: Danny Devito! I love your work!

Ms. Norbury: Hi! Would you like to buy some drugs? Ms. Norbury: Hi! Did you wanna to buy some drugs?

Gretchen Weiners: You can't sit with us!

Janis Ian: (when asked what her wig is made of) Your mum's chest hair!

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa.. why are you white? Gretchen Weiners: OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white.. Gretchen Weiners: OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white!

Regina George: Boo, you whore!

Cady Heron: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Cady Heron: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!

Life is beautiful quotes movie best

What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!

Buongiorno, Principessa! LET ME GO WITH YOU (Good Morning, Princess!)

(pretending to translate a German concentration camp guard's instructions to the new prisoners) The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.

Guido: You can do anything you want in the city. If you want to yell, yell. (His friend yells) Guido: Stop it! What are you, crazy? You can’t act like you do in the country. You’ve been acting like a madman. You can’t yell!

Guido’s friend: Shopenhauer says that with willpower, you can do anything. “I am what I want to be.” Right now, I want to sleep, so I was saying to myself, “I’m sleeping, sleeping” and I fell asleep.

My husband and son are on that train. I want to get on that train. Did you hear me? I want to get on him.

We got a thousand points and we won the game! Daddy and me came in first and now we won the real tank! We won! We won!

Joshua: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"? Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! …The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos." Joshua: We let everyone in our shop, don’t we? Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like? Joshua: Spiders. Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."

Guido: The prize is... the prize is... Eliseo: A tank. Guido: Yes! Yes, the prize is a tank. Joshua: I already have one. Guido: No, a real one. Joshua: A real tank?

Joshua: I didn't like the train. Guido (to his son): Me, neither. We'll take the bus back, okay? Guido (to the Nazis): Did you hear that? We're taking the bus back!

Bartolomeo: They are looking for someone who speaks German, to translate their instructions. Guido: Me! I'll do it, I'll translate! Bartolomeo: Do you speak German? Guido: No.

Guido (pretending to translate for the guard):The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. You’ll lose points for any one of three things: One, If you cry. Two, If you want to see your Mommy. Three, if you're hungry and want a snack! Forget it! Guido (pretending to translate for the guard): We play the part of the real mean guys who yell… Sorry if I’m going so fast, but I’m playing hide and seek. Guido (to Giosue): I told you we’re going to have fun. Joshua (watching his uncle being sent to the gas chamber): Where is Uncle going? Guido: Uh... oh, he's playing on a different team. Goodbye, Uncle! Joshua: Goodbye, Uncle.

Guido: Did you play with the other kids? Joshua: Yes, but they don’t know the rules. They said it isn’t true that the first prize is a tank. They don’t know anything about points. Guido: Did you fall for that? They’re as sly as foxes. They want to beat you. Are you joking? There’s no tank? Don’t you believe them!

Joshua: Daddy, I cannot find any of the other kids, and a lady came telling me to take a shower. Guido: That's a good idea. You go take a shower. Joshua: No! Guido: Go take a shower! Joshua: No!

Joshua (to his father): I don't believe you.

Joshua: They turn us into buttons and soap. Guido: Who told you that? Joshua: An old man was crying. He said they turn us into buttons and soap. Guido: You fell for that? Again? I thought you were a sharp boy – cunning, intelligent. Buttons and soap out of people? That’ll be the day!

Dr. Lessing: I have something important to tell you. Wait for my signal.

Dr. Lessing: Help me, help me. I can’t sleep. What is the answer?

Guido (carrying his son through the camp): You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe it’s only a dream! We’re dreaming, Joshua. Tomorrow morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Guido: The game is over tomorrow.

Guido: They’re looking all over for you.

Joshua (narrating as an adult): This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me. Joshua: We won! Dora: Yes, we won! Its true. Joshua: We got a thousand points and we won the game! Daddy and me came in first and now we won the real tank! We won! We won!

Godfather quotes - Movie quotes best

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

A man who doesn't spend time with his family cannot be a real man.

If, by chance, an honest man like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults.

Everyone's got their own circle of sorrow.

No Sicilian can refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.

I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots.

I spent my life trying not to be careless.

Don't tell me you're innocent. It insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

Don't ever take sides against anyone in the family again, ever.

It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

All right. This one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense.

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone.

He was stupid. I was lucky.

I've learned that I have the strength to change.

I don't trust a doctor who can hardly speak English.

I want all of you to enjoy your cake, so… enjoy.

This is the business we've chosen.

Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment.

Never let anyone know what you're thinking.

Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.

Friends and money - oil and water.

When they come, they come at what you love.

Your enemies always get strong on what you leave behind.

He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be an honest man.

The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends.

Treachery is everywhere.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

We should wet our beaks a little.

It never ends.

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 Scarface quotes movie best

“You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!” (Tony shoots) – Tony Montana

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” – Tony Montana

“Who put this thing together? Me, that’s who! Who do I trust? Me!” – Tony Montana

“Okay, here’s the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education but that’s okay. I know the street, and I’m making all the right connections. With the right woman, there’s no stopping me. I could go right to the top.” – Tony Montana

“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.” – Tony Montana

“I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!” – Tony Montana (to Sosa’s assassins)

“Now you’re talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!” – Tony Montana

“You a communist? Huh? How’d you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!” – Tony Montana

“Every day above ground is a good day.” – Tony Montana

“What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!” – Tony Montana

“You know what? Fuck you! How about that?” – Tony Montana

“Every dog has his day.” – Tony Montana

“I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that’s history. I’m here, he’s not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don’t, then you make a move.” – Tony Montana

“Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.” – Tony Montana

“Go ahead! I take your fucking bullets! You think you kill me with bullets? I take your fucking bullets! Go ahead!” – Tony Montana

“Another Quaalude, and she’ll be mine again.” – Tony Montana

“You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He’s the best lawyer in Miami. He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.” – Tony Montana

“The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls.” – Tony Montana

“The World is yours!” – Tony Montana

“You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don’t you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepurs, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I’ll tell you that.” – Tony Montana

“I work hard for this. I want you to know that.” – Tony Montana

“I got ears, ya know. I hear things.” – Tony Montana

“You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!” – Tony Montana

“You should have kept your mouth shut, they’d have thought you was a horse and let you out.” – Tony Montana

“I didn’t come to the United States to break my fucking back.” – Tony Montana

“Sanitation? I told you to tell ’em that you was in a sanitarium. Not sanitation, sanitarium.” – Tony Montana

“I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card… I’m gonna carve him up real nice.” – Tony Montana

“This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.” – Tony Montana

“Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?” – Tony Montana

“You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!” – Tony Montana

Lion king quotes - Movie quotes best

Lion king quotes - Movie quotes best

Believe in yourself and there will come a day when others will have no choice but to believe with you. Mufasa

Look beyond what you see. Rafiki

It’s times like this my buddy Timon here says: you got to put your behind in your past. Pumba

There’s more to being a king than getting your way all the time. Mufasa

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. Rafiki

I laugh in the face of danger. Simba

When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life… Mufasa

Truth? But, truth is in the eye of the beholder. Scar

Remember who you are. Mufasa

They can have the word. We’ll create our own. Kiara

I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. Mufasa

Out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era. Scar

If you will not fight, then you will die as well. Zira

Love will find a way, anywhere we go. We’re home if we are there together. Simba

Change is good. Rafiki

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. Mufasa

Sometimes what’s left behind can grow better than the generation before. Simba

Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Rafiki

Look, sometimes bad things happen — and there’s nothing you can do about it. So why worry? Simba

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…Nobody knows my sorrow. Zazu

Fight Club movie quotes best

 Fight Club quotes best

Bob had bitch tits.

People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved.

If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one.

You wake up at SeaTac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

I am Jack's... complete lack of surprise.

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

I am Jack's wasted life.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like at a Pentecostal Church.

Tyler built himself an army. Why was Tyler Durden building an army? To what purpose? For what greater good? In Tyler we trusted.

When you have a gun in your mouth, you can only speak in vowels.

I want you to really listen to me. My eyes are open.

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: One fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction...

Our fathers were our models for God, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

In the world I see; you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 

Hi, you're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground group, or, these guys are gonna take your balls. They're gonna send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times, press release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on: we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.

Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

The things you own end up owning you.

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!

First you've gotta know - not fear, know - that someday you're gonna die.

I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.

Listen up, maggots! You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

My God … I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

I've got a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left in the bottle. It might have been too much.

[on the phone, after taking a bottle of sleeping pills] This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things... You're going to have to keep me up aaaall night.

It's a bridesmaid's dress. I got it at a second-hand store. It was loved intensely for one night.. then cast aside.